I was surfing for a Sock It To Me Cake recipe for Christmas (nostalgia - grandma used to make it for me because I loved it so much as a wee tyke) and I discovered a page of "Southern" desserts made with cake mixes. Scrolling the list, I saw this:

Kitty Litter Cake

Yup, it even has tootsie rolls for that authentically used look for your meal's piece d'resistance. All it's missing is an open dish of ammonia in the next room. Haven't decided if this is the sort of thing that arises from too much mint julep, if it's what you use to make certain the mother-in-law never again visits, or if it's all a conspiracy to make Southerners look stupid.

For the record, I was raised by Southern belle types on the fringe of the South and have never seen anything like this travesty. I'd complain about the recipe not having a picture but I guess you've seen one loaded tray of kitty litter you've seen them all.

K, a knitter of my acquaintance, found a couple o'links that beg to be shared.

- Choose between knit undies with penises (w/ or w/o balls) or a pair with a glory hole: Naughty Knitted Knickers.

- But wait! There's more! I'm told these are called balaclavas, though those normally have face openings: Condom heads? Fetish Wear? You decide!

Um, need I say, "not work safe?"