K, a knitter of my acquaintance, found a couple o'links that beg to be shared.

- Choose between knit undies with penises (w/ or w/o balls) or a pair with a glory hole: Naughty Knitted Knickers.

- But wait! There's more! I'm told these are called balaclavas, though those normally have face openings: Condom heads? Fetish Wear? You decide!

Um, need I say, "not work safe?"