The readerfic about Albert Camus watching you pee did not deliver. Camus could have been anyone. 0/10.

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What do we think about this Greta Gerwig adaptation of The Magician's Nephew?

I admit I'm kind of intrigued! I don't know how this is all going to work, but just the prospect of Daniel effing Craig as Uncle Andrew hitting on Jadis of Charn just charms the fuck out of me.

Here's at least one teaser photo

Also it's the sort of production that is guaranteed to piss off the super-religious fans who loathe rthstewart's stories (as a for example).

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previous ranking. this post was inspired by trying the Girl Scouts Coconut Caramel pop tarts.


*not every variety listed is currently available. some are seasonal, others were for a limited time.

• frosted brown sugar cinnamon
• s'mores
• pumpkin pie (one of the few seasonal flavors i've tried, because who wants to commit to a box of 12 if you don't like them?)
• cookies n' cream
• chocolate fudge
• chocolate chip
• chocolate peanut butter
• frosted banana bread. ok. could be more banana-y.
• frosted (full frosting, not drizzled) cinnamon roll. not as good as brown sugar cinnamon
• lemon crème pie. lemon things are either; not very lemony, lemony, or LEMON! these are the second.
• peanut butter
• coconut caramel. caramel-ish, no coconut flavor.
• fruit ones
• pretzel pop tarts. dry & come apart at the end seams.
• sugar cookie. would've been better, but smells like some kind of chemical. probably what they use to print the winter scenes on them.
• frosted chocolate chip pancake. vague syrup flavor, no chocolate flavor. looks odd because of the chocolate chips on it.
• apple jacks. barely tastes like anything, much less apple jacks
• snickerdoodle. possibly tied with unfrosted, since they are too.
• unfrosted ones
• boston cream pie. boston cream filling is not meant to be eaten warm.

The American Society of Hematology has just released its updated guidelines for diagnosis of iron deficiency.

https://ashpublications.org/bloodadvances/article/doi/10.1182/bloodadvances.2025015950/570502/American-Society-of-Hematology-2026-guidelines-for (you can read the full pdf for free)

For adults without inflammation, ferritin under 30 is straight-up diagnostic of iron deficiency, but so is ferritin under 50 if the person has symptoms and/or risk factors associated with iron deficiency (there's a table).

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I'm so tired y'all.

It's not even like I have to do that MUCH to help take care of mom, it's just the constant being on-call as it were. I feel like I can't start anything because it may get interrupted, so I've just been sitting here reading horror/creepypasta webnovels and not feeling at all productive or useful. (I know, I'm helping mom, that is absolutely useful, it just doesn't FEEL like I'm making any progress in my own life.)

So apparently mom ( cut for medical stuff )

It's pretty wild.

 

So mom will probably set off metal detectors at airports now, which won't really be much of an issue considering how rarely she travels these days. 

I'm just so ready for it to be Monday. There's still gonna be pain management and assistance needed post surgery, but I'm hoping it won't be nearly as much as right now. 

Oh, also I didn't get one of the jobs I interviewed for, shocking, I know. Probably won't get the other one either, but at least I have a few days of election work coming up next month.

 
Dicknotized sounds like you're notarizing a dick.

Or notarizing with a dick? ...

"Sign here, please."

"Sure, just let me—" *whips it out*

Is that the hard or flaccid length? There must be standards for dick notaries.

Samuel the Slash Lawyer would be able to advise on these details, I'm sure.

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