Seen on cereta's LJ

01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?

No. No matter how much I apply, it's gone by the end of the day.

02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?

Mascara, eyeliner, lip goop. Blush if I'm dressing up. I try to remember to use a moisturizer but most days I forget.

03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?

Gods, that depends. It takes me an hour to wake up (sooooo not a morning girl). Ignoring that? 15 minutes if I don't have to do the hair thing, 45 minutes if I do.

04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?

No.

05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?

No such thing. I look for products with little to no odor.

06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?

Yes.

07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?

Duh! Depends on the outfit.

09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG?

No.

10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?

No.

11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?

~10

12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?

Yes, on my toes.

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?

Not nearly often enough.

14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?

Yes.

15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?

Duh! Yes - especially those spa pedicures.

16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?

Yes.

17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?

At my stylist's salon. He was my 16th birthday present from my mom and I adore him.

18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?

Every blessed strand of it.

19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?

Every time I blow dry it.

20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?

Yes. Far, far too many according to the S.O. Not nearly enough according to me.

21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?

A pair of bright blue shoes that are über-cute and have lovely, rubber soles that flex easily. Very comfy - I might as well be barefoot. They never fail to garner compliments when I wear them.

23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?

Ha! I didn't before I had my foot wired back together and now even if I wanted to I couldn't.

24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?

Yes but the pain is totally not worth it.

25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?

Mostly? Talbot's, Land's End (they make custom clothes for very reasonable prices), and L.L. Bean. I'm fond of Nordstrom's women's blouses for work and their shoe department is...inspirational.

26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?

I end up in a grocery store each week but no, I don't troll stores.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?

That all depends on what girly stuff I'm buying. Clothes = Talbot's. Shoes = Talbot's & Nordstroms. Purses = Vacation souvenirs. Bath stuff = Bath & Body Works. Bras = Nordstroms. Panties = Victoria's Secret. Makeup = Target; I tried Sephora but the stink drove me out.

28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?

??? It depends on what I need/want, no? I don't have a typical shopping trip.

29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?

No.

30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?

I only wish I had the figure for that sort of silliness. Short and far too curvy doesn't lend itself to trendy wear.

31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?

No.

35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?

Are there women who have these things counted?!? I'd have to guess somewhere around 50. I've had pierced ears for a very long time.

36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?

Rarely. Most are too weighty for my lobes.

37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?

Define, "a lot."

39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?

No.

40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?

Yes.

41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?

I suppose. I use it on my eyelid - no lower lid liner since before college.

(42 and 43 missing, as noted by cereta)

44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?

Not exactly. One of my workout DVDs has a yoga component but it's not the same as doing yoga, I'm sure.

45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?

Not of the girly variety. If we weren't drowning in mail, I'd subscribe to Shape, so that could count as girly.