Ah... you don't know the true horror of Flat Stanley as it's Educational!

http://www.socialstudiesforkids.com/articles/cultures/flat_stanley_project.htm

Yes, I wonder about my childless existence when I'm old and gray. Who will get all the family heirlooms, but then I realize that I'd make a lousy mother as I'd demand my Helena time.

:D

I think I'm not extraordinarily kind friend. I just have SUCKA written right across my head.