Yanno, it's criminal that I have front row, center seat but I don't have your photographic ability. (Or, I'd better have that seat. The ticket hasn't yet arrived in the mail :| )

I'd offer you a ride in the 2nd checked bag they let me take, but you'd have to lop off an arm and a leg to make the 50 pound weight limit. And once you've got 'em cut off, might as well hand them to the airlines for a seat anyway. The air is slightly oxygen-richer in the cabin. Or so I've been told.