Dear Mr. Prez,

Thank you for your incompetent self and thank you to your corrupt, power-drunk party. I don't really think that the Democrats won so much as the Repugs lost. Now it's up to the Dems to prove themselves worthy of being elected.

Thank you to Arizona for being the first state to tell homophobes to take a hike, allowing gays and lesbians the right to decide what to do with their own bodies without penalty. Thank you to South Dakota for being not entirely backwards regarding women's rights to their own bodies. I almost don't hate being a part of this electorate.

Sincerely,
Me

p.s. The House. The Senate. NO MORE RUMSFELD! I didn't dare hope for this much. It's like Christmas and my birthday rolled into one.